it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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