there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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