its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Randomize
