I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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