Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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