i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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