He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
dude i'm inner monologue high
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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