I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Shame is for Republicans.
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