does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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