How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Text me some of your sweat
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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