we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
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Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours