Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making