i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.