How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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