We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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