im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
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I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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