I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
do herpes really smell.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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