Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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