dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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