So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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