So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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