ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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