i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
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The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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