absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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