I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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