It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
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Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
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