Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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