Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
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Everything about him screamed your future.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
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I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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