Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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