This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
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