8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
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