Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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