He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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