I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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