If i come over, it means nothing
Welp...herpes.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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