he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
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You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I wish there were birth control emojis
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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