i don't like sucking hair
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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