Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
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do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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