Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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