We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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