i just had sex bonerless
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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