super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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