So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
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an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
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It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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