People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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