I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
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We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
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Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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