Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Dear god my vagina.
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