Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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