we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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