Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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