No awkward lesbian experiences without me
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
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The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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