well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
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