i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
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I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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