and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Man, jail baloney is awful.
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where are you?
Hypothermia
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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