Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
did i walk over a car last night?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
why does every cop we meet know your name?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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